Wednesday, May 26, 2010

A Brake Frum Two Seriaz

Guru Mooi knows I am knee deep in sorting through undergraduate and graduate exams. To keep me positive he sent an email with a subject line that proclaims: "I see your students have gone international."

Indeed they have!

Here are a few examples of the excellence I have apparently produced. And please don't worry, I have reserves enuff to keep you shaking your noggin for many years to come.

Enjoy. :o(













Eish they gonna fire me, again.

Pleaze note dat know student was intented two be heart bye this poss.

Images Credit: Zapiro's Best Friend, Guru Mooi

More truthfully these images are credited to Chairman LOL, Guru Mooi is merely an agent ;)

8 comments:

Erica said...

The Guru strikes again......

I guess the next time I contemplate going to Zapata's I'll be extra careful to call in advance to see if they have a "hoe check" policy.

I'm just sayin......

"Hi Mooi!"

Ridwan said...

Erica you too funny. What are you doing up so eerleee in South Carolina?

Please take me with you to Zapata's. I need me sum authentic Mexican food.

I so miss Mexican food, hell I'll even settle for Tex-Mex!

Will holla at ya.

Peace,
Ridwan

Erica said...

Why am I up so early? In case you haven't seen the news.....South Carolina NEVER sleeps. SC politics is getting "hotter" by the minute. Our politicians just can't keep their pants (or panties in this case) on!!!

Ridwan said...

I was curious to see what you talking about.

So Republican candidate for South Carolina governor Nikki Haley had an affair with a blogger.

She of course denies the accusation!

Dade is gonna love this. He has been calling out the moral and ethical lapses of the elephant party on his excellent blog.

The republicans seem to be falling apart.

And Sarah Palin, Mrs. Fox News, is bring her 'credibility' to support Haley???

I read a part of the blogger, Will Folks, 'splaining about the nasty.

It makes me just shake me head. These folks are so shallow.

It is a disease.

He writes:

"The truth in this case is what it is. Several years ago, prior to my marriage, I had an inappropriate physical relationship with Nikki.

That’s it.

I will not be discussing the details of that relationship, nor will I be granting any additional interviews about it to members of the media beyond what I have already been compelled to confirm.

It is what it is, and aside from the Haley family – Michael, Nikki, Rena and Nalin – I feel no need to apologize or explain myself to anyone. People are human. We make mistakes. And as I have learned from experience, the key to life isn’t the mistakes we make, it’s how we choose to handle them.

I do owe my wife, Katrina, an apology for failing to disclose certain things that took place prior to our marriage. I know that’s not the technical definition of infidelity, but it is a form of unfaithfulness that has broken the trust between us ..."

Pitiful but you and Dade already know this.

South Carolina is hopping. First some gas station owner comes to South Africa to feed poor Africans by shooting beautiful animals on a rich white farm and now ....

See: http://www2.scnow.com/scp/news/local/pee_dee/article/florence_man_wife_bag_big_game_on_safari/162565/#

Well OK they not connected ... or are they?

Bet the 'shooter' in Haley's case and the gas station owner are rethuglicans ...?

Peace,
Ridwan

Dade said...

Hilarious post! Now Maty is pissed 'cause I woke her up from laughing!

HA HA!

Ridwan said...

Oooops sorry Maty ... we just grown kids this side of insanity.

Peace Dade!

Ridwan

Anonymous said...

JWAKS
DON'T YOU HAVE TO FOCUS YOUR INTELLECT MARKING EXAM PAPERS BY SEMI DELIQUENTS WHO ARE BEHAVING LIKE WE DID TWENTY FOUR YEARS AGO? WHERE DO YOU GET THE TIME TO POST ILLITARATE (DAMN I DON'T THINK I CAN SPELL TOO WELL)DRIVEL ON YOUR BLOG. OOPS! FORGOT YOU AN ACADEMIC SO YOU ONLY WORK FIFTEEN PER CENT OF THE YEAR! FORGOT YOU DON'T REALLY MARK PAPERS JUST THROW DARTS AT THEM AND IF IT HITS THE TOP GIVE 51% AND IF IT HITS THE BOTTOM GIVE 49%. SHEEHIT! MAYBE I GOT TO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS. GONNA HAVE TO IMPORT A TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD FROM MAFIKENG TO KEEP ME BUSY.
GURU???!!! MOOI

Ridwan said...

Aaaah the Guru finally makes an appearance after almost 4 years.

Thanks for your comment Guru Mooi.

What intellect you talking about chief? I have nothing to focus except how to get the hell out of dodge.

Good luck with the import plans ... you sure you healthy enough for a challenge like that ...?

Just jiving my brother.

Don't make this the last comment.

Peace Guru,
Ridwan