OK I know the blog's been a little erratic of late but hey did I tell you about my writing schedule?
The cuts below are just in case you feeling like a little old skool cause yo' heart be broken, or better yet, cause you getting ready to do some serious f*ckin' before the weekend is over.
I truly hope it is the latter. And if it is please don't call to tell me about it. I live in Kimberley (again) where the Big Hole is actually a really big hole in the ground and life just chokes your chicken till it's dust.
Why you think the place is so dusty?
Freudian slip? Paradoxical? Are you impressed by the level of subtlety here? :0)
Did I tell you I lost my virginity in Kimberley? True story. A longggggggggg time ago, OK. For real! Geez.
Oh I should probably mention I found it the other day. It was hidden under my bed with all the rubbers I been saving since high school.
Kweli was wondering where the Guru's been. Actually brother, I heard from the 'spiritually deluded one' this week and he was quoting the US Declaration of Independence for some reason.
Did not ask why but it sounds as if he has either had his heart broken (again) or he is f*cking someone else's .. well let's just say where he ain't got no legitimate bidness f*cking there (again).
Either way. The mutha is still on full tilt crazy.
I wonder if that boy ever heard of Karma? He a Guru sumthen ain't he?
Geez and he is a really good lawyer too and can sue the you know what out of my behind.
I hope the young 'uns can find a listen down below too. You know there is life after high school, right? And after you fall in love for the 20th time and then can't stand their lying ass. And after you just don't give a f*ck about any sh*t or anyone you offend anymore - including folks who write your checks.
Angela did I tell you I'm supposed to be writing for a deadline next week? Ummm oh yeah I did.
Oh oh ... the After 7 cut is for your ass. Yeah you know who you are! (All forty-three of you.) You better believe I ain't ever talking to your contrived ass again ... well till you call that is ;0)