So you got a taste for a banana? Before you reach to get that "perfect snack" please make sure it is not a Chiquita banana.
Well check out Professor Zero's cover and Immigration Orange's advocacy for a boycott of Chiquita Brand International. You know they do more than bananas right?
Ummmm yeah. They do drug smuggling, illegal pesticides, pay millions to terrorist groups for protection, force workers to toil in inhumane conditions, pay workers next to nothing ...
So order a pizza instead. And while you are waiting for delivery here are a few reports you could read to catch up on Chiquita Brand:
"Chiquita Banana Company Admits Paying Colombian Terror Groups Over $1 Million to Protect Farms" March 14, 2007. Fox News.
"Chiquita Case Puts Big Firms on Notice" April 11, 2007. The Christian Science Monitor.
"Students Shun Chiquita" April 18, 2007. Columbia Spectator.
"The Chiquita Banana Story" July 7, 1998. Democracy Now.
"Profile: Chiquita Brands" Co-op America.
"Shun" Chiquita bananas broer. Even the monkey is eating organic ... trust a brother.
Now go check on that pizza delivery. If it ain't at your place in 30 minutes they send a stripper over. Male or female of course.