Sunday, September 23, 2012

Summertime Madness in South Beach

My time in Florida is coming to an end in a few days and my head is swimming with summer madness.

I enjoyed my time in Key West but I was simply blown away by Miami's South Beach.


Allow me to thank the Big G up there for assembling all the most beautiful Latinas in three or mo' walking blocks of sun, surf, and the coolest Art Deco buildings I have seen in one place.

Did I mention the fine brown sistas?  ;0)

I was like a kid in a candy store and I want to believe that the big guy was giving me a very belated birthday present or at the very least helping me erase the ugly in my existential head.

Vok boet I have been around the world some but there are few cities like Miami.

Believe me Tony I am not even trying to think about all that literal and figurative ugly in Kimberley.  Neither should you as you prepare for that ungodly flight to hell.

Right now I am in booty heaven without 72 virgins and not ready to give up on this "natural aphrodisiac" ..., just yet.

By the way, who the f*ck needs virgins in heaven anyway?  Who made that sh*t up?  And why 72?

Did I tell you this brown brother has sunburn?  And not from the lack of sunscreen neither.

It's just hot madness in South Beach dawg.

Oooooh I am gonna take a long time coming off this ride ... "drums please" ...

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Tony said...

The mention of the fine Latinas makes me think that I need to be where you are right now.

You know what they say about virgins boet:"Thanks for nothing!"

Enjoy bra - don't let your thoughts stray to the potholes and dust too much.

Ridwan said...

We would have a ball Tony.

In the near future we need to plan a bike ride across the US. The roads here are still great.

Of course there is that Namibian and or Thailand bike trip too :)

Be good boet.


Ps. I can't get over how cheap cars are in the US compared to SA.

I could buy a Mustang GT with a full house 8 cylinder for less than a 1.6 Golf in SA.

Makes me wanna ... cry ;)