I enjoyed my time in Key West but I was simply blown away by Miami's South Beach.
Allow me to thank the Big G up there for assembling all the most beautiful Latinas in three or mo' walking blocks of sun, surf, and the coolest Art Deco buildings I have seen in one place.
Did I mention the fine brown sistas? ;0)
I was like a kid in a candy store and I want to believe that the big guy was giving me a very belated birthday present or at the very least helping me erase the ugly in my existential head.
Vok boet I have been around the world some but there are few cities like Miami.
Believe me Tony I am not even trying to think about all that literal and figurative ugly in Kimberley. Neither should you as you prepare for that ungodly flight to hell.
Right now I am in booty heaven without 72 virgins and not ready to give up on this "natural aphrodisiac" ..., just yet.
By the way, who the f*ck needs virgins in heaven anyway? Who made that sh*t up? And why 72?
Did I tell you this brown brother has sunburn? And not from the lack of sunscreen neither.
It's just hot madness in South Beach dawg.
Oooooh I am gonna take a long time coming off this ride ... "drums please" ...